Saturday, April 08, 2006
Smackdown: Michel vs. Noam
I think the question we both want answered is, Who is this hirsute man sitting between us, and why does he not cut his hair?
I prefer not to look at him, but let's discuss the important point you raise. Who is more attractive?
Well, on that question I am, without doubt, the sexiest man in the room. Look at how well-oiled my head is. Is there any doubt in your mind?
While I agree your head is well-oiled, it's a funny shape - sort of like a football.
Oh, so now we get personal! Well, you have something between your teeth. Yes you do, right there.
In any event, Michel, I think we can both agree we're far more attractive than our audience of knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers.
Ha ha ha! Yes, on that we can all agree.
